PORNO'S I DISLIKE!

1) Pissing or shitting on someone. Or worse; BOTH
Seriously, what is the point of it? Do you literally wanna feel like shit? Do you wanna be pissed off VIA satellite/from being pissed ON? Dude, I never got why people like that and I will never know

2) Zooming in on a some dudes balls and/or asshole
Um.. really? Why would anyone give a fuck what's going on there? I'm sure there are hordes of people turned on by hairy holes, but until I meet them or know their whereabouts, stop putting them in scenes. Actually, even when I do meet them, I still won't understand why they zoom.

3) Bestiality (NOT a finishing move in MORTAL KOMBAT)
Self explanatory. I'm sure little Suzy loves her some horses. But so much so that she wants to help Roy Rogers' horse Trigger lay pipe on her forehead or worse, pooper?

4) Chicks f*cing dudes with strap-ons.
HuH!!

5) Trannies.
Chick with a dick.....yeah.

6) Guys licking up their love-nectar off of a female.
If you are that thirsty, I'm sure they have bottles of high-quality H2O on-set. You REALLY don't have to slurp up your baby-making-formula.

7) Hairy Va-jay-jays
If you can keep up with your shrubbery, then more power to you. I've seen some stuff, in person, that made me wish I had a sickle handy. So, a tip for the ladies.. if you want your guy to um.. help you out, trim your junk. But super-hairy vag's are nasty. And in porn.. seriously, I'm watching YOUR scene to escape from my crappy bootay life and I don't wanna see something that I've already come across.

8) The cock-bend
This happens when a dude is going at it with a chick (hopefully) and he goes back a bit too far and well.. Ouchies. I've done it. And I know how much its hurts. In real life, you need a 13-second time out to get the pain out of your head.

As always, if you have anything to add, please feel free to comment.

Thank you for reading.